iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

sixhundrethfloor:

themasterslover:

ladyroscoe:

the-rise-of-misha:

We don’t like your presence,
Everyone on tumblr

*Whistles for hellhounds*

*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members* 

*moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*

CROWLEY DAMMIT, MOON MOON

napkindicks:

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

I think they want us to pick up where they left off

dragonlordoferebor:

booksandcatslover:

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

I AM NO MAN

I AM NO MAN

MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM 

evelienjolras:

le-black-sheep:

Joly holding Jehan in order to protect him is pretty sweet thank you

THAT’S NOT SWEET THAT’S HEARTBREAKING

the love story between jane and thor was unnecessary, tho.